What Would Jesus Drive?

"JR1" (type35bugatti) 01/27/2016 at 08:17 • Filed to: Jesus drives too

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I like to think that Jesus is a car guy too. He probably has the opportunity to drive some pretty cool stuff up in heaven. What do you guys think he drives?

Party-vi > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:19

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BMW

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:20

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obviously

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:22

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Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Party-vi 01/27/2016 at 08:23

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“He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him…Like one from whom men hid their faces he was despised and we esteemed him not.” Isaiah 53:2, 3b

Master Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2016 at 08:24

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Was expecting this to be the first post.

Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction 01/27/2016 at 08:25

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I mean, why walk on water if you can drive trough it?

Rainbow > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:25

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An Isuzu Vehi cross .

I’ll be here all week, folks.

ttyymmnn > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:44

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willkinton247 > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:44

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But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first.- Matthew 19:30

Based on that, I’d say he’s probably driving this:

450X_FTW > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:53

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He drives a donkey....

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:55

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An Accord. But he doesn’t talk about it much.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > JR1 01/27/2016 at 08:55

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Duh.

Ash78, voting early and often > Party-vi 01/27/2016 at 08:59

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Nice, Jesus! What is that, your mom’s car??

Ash78, voting early and often > JR1 01/27/2016 at 09:02

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“Zacchaeus, get out of the tree!”

Ash78, voting early and often > willkinton247 01/27/2016 at 09:05

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But France would have imprisoned him for preaching in the first couple weeks. Otherwise, yeah.

Andy Sheehan, StreetsideStig > JR1 01/27/2016 at 09:19

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Ezekiel saw him driving this massive platform thing with wheels within wheels and Cheribum under the hood.

JR1 > willkinton247 01/27/2016 at 09:23

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I like your logic

JR1 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 01/27/2016 at 09:24

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I was waiting for this one!

JR1 > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 01/27/2016 at 09:24

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Of course. So obvious

BorkBorkBjork > JR1 01/27/2016 at 09:28

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Jdrentarol > JR1 01/27/2016 at 09:40

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Probably an Elio.

Save the enviroment, yo.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > JR1 01/27/2016 at 09:58

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I figured that I wouldn’t be the first one. Was I?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/27/2016 at 11:13

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Beat me

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Ash78, voting early and often 02/01/2016 at 11:03

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Haven’t heard a good Zaccheaus joke since sunday school, nice.